shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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