we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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