soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
