Someone shit on the floor
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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