Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
