I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Vodka?
Forever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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