My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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