Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The ass gains better be worth it
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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