My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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