bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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