I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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