What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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