Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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