we're blogging at a bar
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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