Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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