Non-Jews are for practice
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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