He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
