Where is the hickey?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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