Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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