I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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