How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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