The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
do nipples grow back?
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