Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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