But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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