: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jerry, you need to find god
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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