your parents love me but you hate me
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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