i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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