Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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