and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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