Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
