JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
high people should be assigned attendants
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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