David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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