Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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