He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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