How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
