before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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