Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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