direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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