So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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