Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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