God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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