dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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