Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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