i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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