i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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