didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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