All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
