Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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