So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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