Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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