she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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