Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I want to make a zoo with you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
send nudes
from the living room?
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