My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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