People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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