I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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