We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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