If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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