i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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