Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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