It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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